4:15 a.m. – I wake abruptly up and realize it’s only 4:15
but I Am Awake Totally – so, rather than
stay in bed and wiggle until I wake up my husband, I get up and start the
coffee maker. Yes, I know getting up at this OBSCENE hour is ridiculous;
however, after 30 years of marriage, I know exactly how much wiggling it takes
before hubby gets Ticked Off and Woken Up – so I get up.
4:15-5:45 – Blog stalk, drink coffee, watch the news – even
though I live in Southern California, I’m hopeful for a Snow Day but it Never Happens. Once we had a Fire Day…is
it mean to wish for one of those?
5:45-6:30 Shower, blow dry my hair. I still can’t put make
up on over all those scrapes from my Big Fall, but somehow, it still takes me
the same amount of time to get ready.
6:30-6:40 Eat cereal and eat some fruit. Disgustingly
healthy…I want a donut but I also still want my size 4 jeans, so I guess I’ll
eat the cereal and fruit.
6:40-6:45 Get dressed and struggle to tie shoes with this
brace. I DO have a cherished pair of
Velcro shoes that are awesome – maybe I’ll just put them on today…
6:45ish (sometimes later…) – Out the door and in my
cherished Camaro and drive 5 minutes to work. Arrive well before 7:00 – I’m one
of about three people who are Morning People and are at school early. (Plus,
then I get the parking space I want.)
6:55ish-8:00 Prep for the coming day, run off stuff, cut out
stuff, talk to people, etc. Kids come in during this time with their parents,
who take their AR quizzes for them – I mean, Watch Proudly as their child takes
the test. (No, I was honest the first time.)
8:00-10:00 School starts and I get my kids from the
playground. I chat with parents and then start instruction. I’m also changing
seats today because I Can’t Stand the Chattiness Anymore. Last Friday, I
actually had two boys who Waved Me Off during a lesson. Excuse Me? Okay, we’re
changing seats pronto. TODAY.
10:05 Recess! I tell the kids that the teachers have their
own place to play – so everyone goes outside if they’re done with their work.
10:20-11:10 Pick the kids up; read a story; Start the first
part of my Math instruction (I divide it into two parts – first graders cannot
attend to a full hour of instruction, no matter what the Gods of Curriculum
say, so I divide it into two parts.)
11:10-11:50 Lunch! If it’s nice outside, I eat on the patio.
Today will not be one of those days, as it’s supposed to be in the 50’s today.
I much preferred the weather we had during vacation.
11:50-2:05 I Hate Tuesdays. Whoever created the schedules
this year put both my Planning Period (the kids go to P.E., Art, or Music) AND
Library all on the same day, so Tuesday afternoons are awful. I am happy to
have my Planning Period, and I get a lot done but then, the kids come back from
P.E. and their recess and we have to Calm Down Because It’s Library Time. They
NEVER calm down – we go there and the kids Destroy the Library and Scream at
the top of their lungs. I have gone so far as to take the kids from the library
because of their behavior – and they don’t care. We are getting better, but
it’s still far from perfect. I am sure the librarians (we use parent
volunteers) think my class is obnoxious. Oh wait, it’s their own kids so maybe
not…
We come back from the library and finish up our last part of
Math Instruction, pack up, and go home. School is over at 2:05.
2:05-4:00 Prepare instruction for the next day and talk to
my friends at school. Go to meetings. Go to more meetings. Talk to parents on
the phone and read my email. Grade some papers, if I have time.
4:00ish – Go home and grade the rest of the papers, sitting
in my comfortable chair in front of the tv, watching my dvr programs that I’ve
taped because they’re Past My Bedtime.
5:30 My hubby comes home and we walk two and a half miles.
Yes, I’m still walking, in spite of my Big Fall. When we come back, I cook
dinner and my hubby cleans up my mess. I am a good cook but I tend to use a lot
of dishes in the process. My hubby cleans up, which I appreciate it.
After dinner, I either keep working on school stuff OR I
read/watch tv/fall asleep in my chair.
8:00 I’m embarrassed to admit this but it’s bedtime. I think
I have an earlier bedtime than most of my first graders. But, I’m Done – It’s
been a long day and I go to bed. I turn on the tv in the bedroom and fall
asleep watching my shows. Sometimes I stay up until 10 but usually, my husband
comes in and takes my glasses off and shuts the tv off – usually about 5
minutes after I’ve crawled into bed.
By now, it has been established that I’m a workaholic who
has no life…